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12/30/2006 天使之城之小肥羊上次joy luck吃火锅,一帮子人,吃氛围!
这次L.A.哈哈, 在Hilton旁边吃小肥羊~~每张桌子上方都是一个排油烟气机!!~~呼````正点! 有个新服务员mm居然不知道什么叫menu! China Town的风格真正体现!
嘎嘎!真正的火锅~~呱呱~~圣路易斯的joy luck一边去~~
结帐的时候,还是那个mm给我们结帐,在我的指点下,结好了帐~`原来Living in L.A., 不会英语也可以赚钱```
出来以后看见一帮子人在门口排队等位子, 从人群里挤出来,做了次大明星,抖抖领子,彷佛回到国内````
夏威夷超級市場~~繁體的大字，旁邊插著2面星條旗，搞笑～～
夏威夷果然米有讓我們失望，三個兩眼放綠光的女人找到走遍聖路易斯大小超市都買不到的東西～～
12/24/2006 Memorable Quotes from Shrekwhispering to the mob after roaring at them] Shrek: This is the part where you run away. Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. [nose grows] Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha. Donkey: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS. Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day! Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends. The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest. Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that? Shrek: That would be my home. Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. Shrek: Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE! Dwarf: Well where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. Shrek: What? Big Bad Wolf: [dressed as Grandmother in bed] What? [eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home] Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek: I like my privacy. Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... [big awkward silence ensues] Donkey: ... Can I stay with you? Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please? Shrek: Of course. Donkey: Really? Shrek: NO. Donkey: Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles. [the seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table] Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table... Little Pig: He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice. Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man. Gingerbread Man: You're a monster. Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others. Gingerbread Man: Eat me. [spits] Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man? Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: The muffin man. Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane? Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man... Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN. Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man. Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king. Lord Farquaad: Thelonius? [Thelonius the Executioner smashes a small looking glass] Magic Mirror: [nervous] Er, I mean you're not a king YET... [about Snow White] Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. [while looking at Lord Farquaad's huge castle] Shrek: Do you think he's maybe compensating for something? Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place. Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again. Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'. [Donkey keeps humming] Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smack bottom. Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. [Shrek enters the tournament] Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous. Shrek: Well, that's not very nice. [looks at Donkey] Shrek: It's just a donkey. Shrek: Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal. Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right? Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs] Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. [Shrek and Donkey are on their way to rescue Fiona, Donkey sniffs the air] Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything. Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither. Shrek: Sure it's big enough... but look at the location. Donkey: Shrek, you know how ogres have layers? Shrek: Oh, aye? Donkey: Well, donkeys don't have no layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves. Shrek: But Donkey, donkeys don't wear sleeves. Donkey: You know what I mean. Shrek: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights? Donkey: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge, over a *boiling lake of lava*. Donkey: I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. [Shrek and Donkey are crossing a wooden bridge over a moat of lava] Donkey: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down. Keep on moving, don't look down... [a board under Donkey breaks, causing him to look down] Donkey: Shrek, I'm looking down. Shrek: That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway? Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her. Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up. Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess. Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Donkey: How do you know that? Shrek: I read it in a book once. Donkey: Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it. [to the dragon] Donkey: Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness? [to dragon] Donkey: Why of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking of feminine beauty... hey, what's the matter wit you, you got somethin' in your eye? [Shrek rescues Fiona] Princess Fiona: What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. Shrek: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon? Shrek: It's on my "to do" list. Now come on. Princess Fiona: But this isn't right. You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that's what all the other knights did. Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame. Princess Fiona: What kind of a knight are you? Shrek: One of a kind. Donkey: Hi, princess. Princess Fiona: It talks. Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. The Donkey: All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed. Princess Fiona: The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. Shrek: Uh, no. Princess Fiona: Why not? Shrek: I have helmet hair. Princess Fiona: Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. Shrek: Oh, no, you wouldn't... tst. Princess Fiona: But... how will you kiss me? Shrek: What? That wasn't in the job descrīption. The Donkey: Maybe it's a perk. Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. [Donkey and Shrek are looking at constellations in the night sky] The Donkey: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Shrek: Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying. The Donkey: Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? Shrek: That's the moon. The Donkey: Oh, okay. [Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are in the forest. Shrek burps] The Donkey: Shrek. Shrek: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. The Donkey: But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. [Fiona burps louder] Princess Fiona: Thanks. The Donkey: [to Shrek] She's as nasty as you are. Shrek: Hold the phone. Princess Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case there's... [points] Princess Fiona: THERE'S AN ARROW IN YOUR BUTT. Shrek: What? [looks at arrow] Shrek: Oh, would you look at that. Donkey: Don't die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light. [looking for bushes of blue flowers with red thorns, as requested by Princess Fiona] Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND. [looking for a certain type of flower] Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND! [Donkey thinks he's dying] The Donkey: Oh man. I can't feel my toes. [Looks down and yelps] The Donkey: I don't have any toes. [Sits down] The Donkey: I think I need a hug. Princess Fiona: By night one way, by day another / This shall be the norm / Until you find true love's first kiss / Then... take love's true form. The Donkey: C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7. [Shrek repeatedly thanks the Donkey] The Donkey: Stop it, nobody likes a kiss-ass. Donkey: You love this woman, don't ya? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Do you wanna hold her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Please her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little *tenderness*! Chicks love that romantic crap. Princess Fiona: I wanted to show you before. [turns into an ogre] Shrek: Well, er, *that* explains a lot. [Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Lord Farquaad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding? Donkey: Aright, nobody move. I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it. [gasps from villagers and guards in the church] Donkey: I'm a donkey on the edge. [the dragon has eaten Lord Farquaad and spits out his crown] Donkey: Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? Shrek: Fiona? Are you all right? [Stands up and looks at herself, then at Shrek] Princess Fiona: Yes. But, I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. Shrek: But you are beautiful. [They kiss and live happily ever after] Gingerbread Man: God bless us, everyone. [first lines] [Shrek is reading a book in the outside toilet] Shrek: Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss. [tears out a page and laughs] Shrek: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of... [flushes toilet and comes out] Princess Fiona: Wait. Where are you going? Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass. Shrek: Does anyone know where this Farquaad guy is? [Donkey jumps up and down, shouting out like a young child] Donkey: Oh, I know. I know where he is. Shrek: Does anyone else know where to find him? Donkey: Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Donkey: Where there is a will there is a way, and I have a way. [Donkey whistles and the dragon appears in the sky] Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious. Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. Donkey: You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, your afraid of your own feelings. Shrek: Go away Donkey: There you are doing it again, just like you did to Fiona, all she ever did was like you maybe even love you. Shrek: If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here? Donkey: Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER. Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the tastiest thing on the whole damn planet. [Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp] Villager 1: Do you know what that thing could do? Villager 2: It'll grind your bones for its bread. Shrek: Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes... Actually, it's quite good on toast. Gingerbread Man: NOT MY BUTTONS. Not my gum-drop buttons. Shrek: Little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I? Donkey: Really tall? Shrek: No. I'm an ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchfork. Doesn't that bother you? Donkey: Nope. Shrek: Really? Donkey: Really, Really. Man I like you. What's your name? Shrek: Er, Shrek. Donkey: Well so much for noble steed. Shrek: Hey, I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. [Blind Mouse is on Shrek's shoulder, sniffing] Blind Mouse: I found some cheese. [Blind Mouse bites Shrek in the ear] Shrek: Ow! Blind Mouse: Ugh! Awful stuff. The Donkey: Wait a minute, I know what's going on. You're afraid of the dark. Princess Fiona: Why... yes! The Donkey: Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. The Donkey: [waking up] Uh... What'd I miss? What'd I miss? [suddenly notices the guards walking by] The Donkey: [trying to throw his voice] Who said that? Couldn't have been the donkey. Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body. Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess! Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo! Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy... Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage... Monsieur Hood: But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good! Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood! Monsieur Hood: Break it down... [tap-dancing] Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid... Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get... Monsieur Hood: Paid! Monsieur Hood: So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad. Merry Man: [joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad! Monsieur Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad! Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad! Monsieur Hood: Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start... [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops] Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying! Donkey: You know what, Shrek? I think this whole wall thing is to keep somebody out. Shrek: No! You think? Donkey: Are you hiding something? Shrek: Let it go, Donkey. Donkey: Oh, this is one of those onion things, isn't it? Shrek: No, it's one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things. Donkey: Why won't you talk about it? Shrek: Why do you want to talk about it? Donkey: Then why are you blocking? Shrek: I'm not blocking. Donkey: Oh, yes you are. Shrek: Donkey, I'm warning you. Donkey: Just who are you trying to keep away? Just tell me that, Shrek? Shrek: Everyone! All right? Donkey: Oh, now we're getting somewhere. [last lines] Donkey: Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt. The Donkey: What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die! Shrek: Donkey, I'm fine. The Donkey: You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich? Shrek: [fighting over a log] Stubborn *jackass*! The Donkey: Smelly *ogre*! [Dragon, having a crush on Donkey, is cuddling him] Donkey: [desperately talking] I don't want to rush into a... physical relationship... I'm not that emotionally ready for a... uh... commitment of this... uh... magnitude! Really, that's the word I'm looking for, magnitude... Huh! Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! Hey! What're you doing? Okay, okay, okay... let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time... I mean, we should really get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even as pen pals, you know, coz I'm on the road a lot, but I just love to get a card... Hey, hey, hey, don't do that, that's my *tail*, that's my personal tail, you're gonna tear it off! I don't give permission to... Hey, what're you gonna do next? Oh, no, no, no, no... no! Donkey: Okay, so here's another question: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you really don't like her *that* quick - now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burnt to a crispy piece? How do you do that? Princess Fiona: Just tell her she's not your true love! Donkey: Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh? Shrek: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with *me*! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone... [Shrek and Fiona are having dinner on the last day of their journey] Princess Fiona: Mmmm... This is good... mmm... this is really good... what is it? Shrek: A weed rat, cooked rotisserie style! Princess Fiona: No kidding... Oh, this is delicious! Shrek: Well, they're also great in stews - now I don't mean to brag, but I make a MEAN weedrat stew! [They both look over at the kingdom of Duloc] Princess Fiona: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night... Shrek: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime... I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you - swamp toad soup, fish eye tartar, you name it! Princess Fiona: I'd like that... [he sucks up a weedrat tail, and awkwardly laughs. She smiles back at him, and their eyes meet. In the background, a love ballad, "You Belong To Me," plays] Shrek: Um... Princess? Princess Fiona: Yes... Shrek? Shrek: I... um... I was wondering... are you... um... are you going to eat that? [he makes a gesture of frustration when she isn't looking. She places the weedrat in his hand, and they lean towards each other... ] Shrek: Um... Fiona? Princess Fiona: Yes, Shrek? Shrek: I... I love you. Princess Fiona: Really? Shrek: Really, really! Shrek: Mmmm... I love you too. [they kiss. Thalonius writes "Awwww" on a cue card for the audience. Fiona floats up in the air and her enchantment breaks in a blaze of light... ] Shrek: What're the flowers for? Princess Fiona: Getting rid of Donkey. Donkey: We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! 二十二岁悼文`二十二岁,有我的大四,有我的Wash U, 有我的18层,我的518,还有7033.
二十二岁,第一次玩网游,第一次玩rpg,第一次和男生吃饭,第一次见网友(刘茜),第一次签证,第一次去爸爸没有去过的地方,第一次坐14个小时的飞机(相当于大学4年坐的14次flight那么久!)
二十二岁第一次投简历,第一次化妆,第一次涂指甲油,第一次旅游不是用老爸的名字check in,第一次做菜,第一次刷信用卡主卡,第一次还卡帐,第一次和银行交涉求情还我19块钱的penalty,第一次买自己选的电脑,第一次写支票,第一次过感恩节,第一个冬天住有暖气的房子... 天哪~~空降一个人陪我过平安夜吧`~~~~~~~~~~~ the night before Christmas Eve第九次看金三顺,终于又看到了16集,有点伤感~ 平安夜的前晚~
大四看了8遍,开心的时候看,不开心的时候也看~
23岁又快要过去一个月~~~
~~听说某黄有个新目标,真为他/她高兴~~
我也会有个完美结局,我相信~~
今晚早点睡~~
多早算早点???
我要找个人, 好好听我说话, 不嫌弃我胖, 不嫌弃我罗唆小气, 听我的长篇大论不会不耐烦而立刻换话题说其他的, 不说我不懂的话题. 不嘲笑我笨, 耐心教我做事, 改掉我邋遢的坏习惯, 听我的故事以后好奇的提问~~
老王,睡吧~~~面包会有的~~ 12/16/2006 万恶的91前天傍晚从健身房出来,不知道几点,我和qian匆匆走路回家回去赶坐91去吃饭,哈哈~~真是美好的晚上...
哼哧哼哧到家发现已经6:10,扔下东西就跑步去olive等车,结果,一直最担心的事情终于发生了,在等红灯的路口看见91在俺们面前呼啸而去~~~tnn~~
这个时候,我听见附近一辆车子里很大声的放着 too little too late``~~ 太过分了~~
我很生气,和qian一致要求徒步前往~~
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去完百利,去dong xin yuan点菜,口水直流~`水煮鱼片, 鱼香茄子,西湖牛肉羹,**牛肉粒(全称忘记了,根本不是牛肉粒,就是牛肉块)
.......买单急着坐车,小二收拾,居然问我们赶公车不怕危险嘛~害我寒了一记..........要是赶不上公车那才叫才危险,只好走回去~~~
 吃饱喝足回家睡觉,腿都要断了,一直睡到昨天下午4点~爽哉~~ 12/10/2006 to live like thisTo loveTo love, as if you had never been hurt.
To dance, as if nobody around was watching.
To sing, as if no one was there listening.
To work, as if you didn't need the money. To live, as if it was the end of world. sunny came homeSunny came home to her favorite room Sunny sat down in the kitchen She opened a book and a box of tools Sunny came home with a mission She says days go by I'm hypnotized I'm walking on a wire I close my eyes and fly out of my mind Into the fire Sunny came home with a list of names She didn't believe in transcendence It's time for a few small repairs she said Sunny came home with a vengeance She says days go by I don't know why I'm walking on a wire I close my eyes and fly out of my mind Into the fire Get the kids and bring a sweater Dry is good and wind is better Count the years, you always knew it Strike a match, go on and do it Days go by I'm hypnotized I'm walking on a wire I close my eyes and fly out of my mind Into the fire Light the sky and hold on tight The world is burning down She's out there on her own and she's alright Sunny came home Sunny came home... 看数学看累了,讲个好玩的,...........力挽狂澜的一句话 赵先生一早起来就头痛的要死…… 因为他前一天晚上喝的烂醉回家! 他强迫自己把疲惫不堪的眼睛睁开。 睁开眼后竟然看到床头上放了一杯水跟几颗头痛药，然后坐起身后又看到了他的衣服已经烫好、叠好在床边。 因为一起床就看到这几样反常的事，所以他决定要起身看一看房子其它的地方有没有什么奇怪的事 他把几颗头痛药吃了。 吃的时候突然发现药下有一张纸条，纸条上写着…… “亲爱的，我出去买菜了，你的早餐我已经做好放在餐桌上~ 趁热吃吧~爱你喔~” 赵先生一头雾水的走进了厨房，然后就真的看到了热腾腾的早餐在桌上还有当天的早报。 他看着坐在餐桌吃早餐的儿子问…… “儿子啊~昨天到底发生了什么事？” 赵先生的儿子回答：“嗯……你凌晨三点跌跌撞撞、大吼大叫的回了家~ 把几个家俱给打坏踹坏~ 然后又很聪明的在走廊上撞了墙壁几下、送给自己一个黑眼圈!” 赵先生越来越不明白的又问了儿子：“那为什么家里给打扫的那么干净然后你妈又给我做了热腾腾的早餐给我吃呢?!” 儿子恍然大悟的说：“喔~你是在问那个喔~~~ 妈昨天看到你醉死的回家， 一肚子火的把你拉到房间里，然后想把你脏衣服换掉，结果在脱你裤子的时候你骂了她一句‘喂~小姐~你滚远一点~我已经结婚~’” |
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